Total Medals Earned: 526 (From 89 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,560 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
Stab out the eyes
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
View the credits
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Kill the Hydra Boss 1 time (Game A)
Score 90.000+ without being hit (Game B)
Kill the Hydra Boss 4 times in a row, without failing any QTE (Game A)
Kill the Hydra Boss 7 times in a row (Game A)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (365/365 points)
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Crash the game... and your computer?
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6
Medals Earned: 3/7 (115/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Medals Earned: 36/48 (335/445 points)
Use magic 5 times!
Kill 100 enemy soldiers!
Burn to dust 10 bricks!
Kill 5 hostages!
Kill 5 enemy soldiers!
Win 10 battles
Win 30 battles
Win in one shot 10 times!
Kill 15 hostages!
Kill 25 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot!
Win in one shot 30 times!
Lose 10 games!
Fire 10 cannonballs!
Kill 25 hostages!
Read help!
Win in one shot 20 times!
Use magic 50 times!
Fire 250 cannonballs!
Shoot down 5 birds!
Fire 150 cannonballs!
Fire 50 cannonballs!
Gain 25 crowns!
Use magic 15 times!
Use magic 25 times!
Buy all of the ammo types at least once!
Earn 50000 gold coins!
Kill 50 hostages!
Earn 30000 gold coins!
Burn to dust 30 bricks!
Unlock all slots!
Win 50 battles
Kill 350 enemy soldiers!
Gain 50 crowns!
Burn to dust 100 bricks!
Kill 500 enemy soldiers!
Survive 4 turns
Shoot down 10 birds!
Survive 5 turns
Survive 3 turns
Burn to dust 150 bricks!
Earn 10000 gold coins!
Earn 200000 gold coins!
Shoot down 15 birds!
Survive 6 turns
Win in one shot 50 times!
Survive 7 turns
Fire 350 cannonballs!
Medals Earned: 11/25 (270/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million